love is on the table.

i bring love to the table
just like your adorable mom
i bring love to the table
just like god at dawn

i bring love to the table
bitter, sweet and sour
i bring love to the table
every second, every minute and every hour

i bring love to the table
for those hungry hearts to feed
i bring love to the table
enough to fill every greed

i bring love to the table
just like the hurricane wind
i bring love to the table
so watch your step before you come in

i bring love to the table
of the most delectable taste
i bring love to the table
savoury enough to never waste

i bring love to the table
for people i don't even know
i bring love to the table
in hopes of making it grow

i bring love to the table
with every bite you take
i bring love to the table
raw, fried or baked

i bring love to the table
as bright as the sun
i bring love to the table
made of 100% fun

i bring love to the table
no matter how big or small
i bring love to the table
for you, me and all

i bring love to the table
if it's the last thing i do
i bring love to the table
in a way noone else could, but a few

i bring love to the table
so pick up that fork and spoon
because i bring love to the table
that will fly you over the moon

god talks.

their destruction is inevitable.
they have long forsaken themsleves and the planet they live on.

5...4...3...2...1... haa haa haahahahaha

don't tickle me in the middle of my countdown! this is serious business. the fate of earth rests on it, and none of your childish gimmicks will make me change my mind.

hahahahaha...stop....hahahahaha...it

do you want me to curse you too?


for generations their kind has looted, plundered and ravaged the world it took me so long to perfect and build. And at the end of it all, the only imperfections lay in my greatest creations. the bastards even wiped out my dodo! I hadn't even finished making all my dumb jokes.

i know... it's too late to make them monkeys again.
even the monkey's will feel bad if i do.

that's why this is the only option i have left.

another warning? no! i've warned them enough. how many more times will i have to shake their world a bit. heat things up a little. destroy a few things here and there.

all of this even makes me feel petty! and to think they're the smartest of my creations.

i should be ashamed of myself. but i'm too aghast by their recklessness to loathe in self shame.

if i don't stop them, they'll only stop when everything's over anyway. so it has to be done now.

5...4...3...2...1...

what!? no?! you wouldn't do that to me!

but...we haven't even tried all the positions yet!
these Indians i tell you, perverted little geniuses. i know you'll miss it just as much. think of when we tried No. 42... hmmm...good wasn't it?

so just let me finish this and we'll go... But why not?! how else will they learn?
ok fine! i won't finish them this time. they can thank their lucky stars we haven't got to No. 64.

but i do have to scare them don't i?

yes yes i'll give give their world a little poke. don't worry they won't even feel it. see i'll poke them right next to these small little islands. no it won't kill them! remember what i said? whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. and hopefully in this case smarter as well.

*poke*